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Arkanum: Selections, 1981​-​1993

by John Kimsey & the Art Thieves

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1.
She Says Yes To Everything words & music by John Kimsey (John Kimsey Tunes / ASCAP) She came here form back east her face shows the lines Of orders to make peace with Doc and the combine I still hear her whisper like wind in the trees Remember yourself and forget about me No no she is not the same No no she is not to blame She says yes yes yes yes yes To everything Well it’s a hard one to try and live outside the law If the zombies don’t get you there’s always the thaw And should you get stuck in that muddy country Remember yourself and forget about me No no she is not the same No no she is not to blame She says yes yes yes yes yes To everything
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Words for Snow words & music by John Kimsey (John Kimsey Tunes / ASCAP) Who are we, where do we come from Where is it that we go Said the Khan, a round for everyone And two for young Mr. Polo Compass four Cross seven ocean shores Twice thirteen nights and more Words for snow Day-o Who are we, where do we come from What is it that brings us all here Silent song, a dream or a dusty gong Or just your own face in the mirror Compass four Cross seven ocean shores Twice thirteen nights and more Words for snow Day-o [chanted, not sung; these are words of W. B. Yeats]: Locke sank into a swoon The garden died God took the spinning jenny Out of his side Where got I that truth? Out of a medium’s mouth Out of nothing it came Out of the forest loam Out of dark night where lay The crowns Of Nineveh Who are we, where do we come from Where is it that we go Said the Khan, a round for everyone And two for young Mr. Polo Compass four Cross seven ocean shores Twice thirteen nights and more Words for snow Day-o Day-o day-o day-o
3.
Leslie Is More words & music by John Kimsey (John Kimsey Tunes / ASCAP) Leslie is more, Leslie is more Leslie is more than just a girl I met her at a party on the outskirts of town She looked a bit familiar in her strapless evening gown I said ‘scuse me, seems like I’ve seen you around She charmed me with a gesture, she fixed me with a stare Here eyes they seemed to question what we were doing there As we took off I heard someone say beware Leslie is more, Leslie is more Leslie is more than just a girl Leslie is more, Leslie is more Leslie is more than just a girl The tower bell struck midnight as we reached her final stair Her living rom was ice cold, static filled the air Better make this one of those brief affairs I’ve been known to burn the candle at both ends naturally But I found it hard to handle her specific gravity Then she put out the light and I could see Leslie is more, Leslie is more Leslie is more than just a girl Sun moon stars rain Sleep dirt soul train And now I’m just a dancer to a strange adagio In a tropic of Cancer I’m a jolted gigolo And my heart knows what the wild goose knows Leslie is more, Leslie is more Leslie is more than just a girl Leslie is more, Leslie is more Leslie is more than just a girl
4.
Hurdy Gurdy Man words & music by Donovan Leitch (Peer International); arr. Kimsey Thrown like a star in my vast sleep I opened my eyes to take a peek To find that I was by the sea Gazing with tranquility ‘Tis then when the hurdy gurdy man came singing songs of love Then when the hurdy gurdy man came singing songs Of love Histories of ages past Unenlightened shadows cast Down through all eternity The crying of humanity ‘Tis then when the hurdy gurdy man comes singing songs of love Then when the hurdy gurdy man comes singing songs Of love Hurdy gurdy hurdy gurdy hurdy gurdy gurdy he sang Up comes a roly poly man and he’s singing songs of love Roly poly roly poly roly poly poly roly pole Ahh
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Forbidden Zone words & music by John Kimsey (John Kimsey Tunes / ASCAP) In the forbidden zone of your heart There’s an emperor who plays the part Of the man in the iron mask, dethroned by an ass Revenge is all he asks Behind the great wall of your mind There’s a lady fair who got left behind And she walks in a long black veil, her long fingernails Hold the grail no man can find They go diving down along her coast Trying to find which one she loves the most Within the sepulcher of your face There’s a tiny kid who’s encased With perfume, incense and gold, he was quite young when he was told That his birthright had been sold They go diving down along your coast Trying to find which one you love the most They go diving down along your coast Trying to find which one you love the most In the whirlpool temple ziggurat Ripped-out guts burn lest the gods forget In the forbidden zone of our hearts I wonder who’ll be the one to start To dive into the wreck, to stick out their neck Hold your breath ‘cause here we go We go diving down along your coast Trying to find which one you love the most We go diving down along your coast Trying to find which one you love the most
6.
The Mighty Wurlitzer words & music by John Kimsey (John Kimsey Tunes / ASCAP) The mighty wurlitzer Piping through the system, the exquisite machine The mighty wurlitzer Playing on your heartstrings as you stare at what’s there on the screen Come and journey out to where the arches are gold Feel it where the enterprise flies free And the buffalo roam on the videodrome And Disneyland was made for you and me The mighty wurlitzer Pulling out the stops so that the show can go on The mighty wurlitzer Pay no attention to the man behind the jumbotron Ride the big one, roll the bones, be all you can’t be Spend a moment filling out the form Runners-up can claim the free home version of our game Offer good ‘til April Fools’ Day morn The mighty wurlitzer You’re getting very sleepy and it’s dark all around The mighty wurlitzer Let it carry you along and block out the unpleasant Sounds that echo from those shapes in the back row Is it hot in here or am I crazy oh no Wait don’t answer that I mean That is, I mustn’t stop the show O mighty wurlitzer, mighty wurlitzer, mighty wurlitzer, mighty wurlitzer All rise as we sing along and all rise as we sing along and all rise as we sing along and Drown out the noise from below The noise from below
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The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face words & music by Ewan MacColl (David Platz Music); arr. Kimsey The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes And the moon and the stars were the gifts you gave To the dark and the endless skies The first time ever I kissed your lips I felt the earth move in my hand Like the trembling heart of a captive bird That was there at my command And the first time ever I lay with you I felt your heart so close to mine And I knew our joy would fill the earth And last 'til the end of time [lines from Shakespeare, The Tempest] And you whose pastime Is to make midnight mushrooms, that rejoice To hear the solemn curfew; by whose aid. . . I have bedimm'd The noontide sun, call'd forth the mutinous winds, And 'twixt the green sea and the azured vault Set roaring war: But this rough magic I here abjure, and, when I have required Some heavenly music. . . To work mine end upon their senses. . . I'll break my staff, Bury it certain fathoms in the earth, And deeper than did ever plummet sound I'll drown my book.
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Nobody’s Home words & music by John Kimsey (John Kimsey Tunes / ASCAP) East is east and west is west And one man’s meat Is another man’s mystery And if you can’t stand the heat Well then we’re bangin’ on the gong, bangin’ on the gong, bangin’ on the gong My country right or wrong, country right or wrong, country right or wrong Well you say and it feels like lights are on But nobody’s home Now hey big Gipper we’re all watching you We dig your makeup and your hair Makes us feel like you’re just Mr. Smith And not some toy millionaire And now let’s all sing along, all sing along, all sing along My country right or wrong, country right or wrong, country right or wrong Well it’s a red, white and blue dawn But nobody’s home Now coming up it’s that new war sponsored by Your friendly corporate entities They gonna let you watch some star wars With your head between your knees And still we all go along, all go along, all go along Whether it’s right or wrong, it’s right or wrong, it’s right or wrong From outer space it looks like place where lights are on But nobody’s Nobody’s Is anybody home Is anybody home, anybody home, anybody home Is anybody home, anybody home, anybody home I don’t know
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Best of All Possible Worlds words & music by John Kimsey (John Kimsey Tunes / ASCAP) No more iron curtain We’ve set the whole world free To embrace the good life They want their MTV How can you blame’em? We’ve cracked the mystery The building blocks of life are Greed and hypocrisy Pity the poor people in those countries that aren’t free And be thankful you can choose Tweedled-dum or Tweedled-dee What more could you ask for in this Best of all possible worlds? Give us 15 minutes We’ll give you the world Or at least the portions We choose not to ignore A camera that’s unblinking, so balanced and so fair ‘Specially to the powers who put us on the air Pity the poor people living under tyranny And go exercise your choice – McLaughlin 1 or 2 or 3 Sitting here in Limbaugh in this Best of all possible worlds Don’t worry Be happy War is peace Freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength, we are the world Whaddya man “we”? Information highway Run right through your brain Fifty thousand channels And they’re all the same Screw on the headset Hail to the new flesh We bring good things to life Even living death Pity the poor suckers killing for a crumb of food And remember there’s no payoff in Negative attitudes They just spoil the party in this Best of all possible worlds Don’t worry Be happy War is peace Freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength, we are the world Whaddya man “we”?
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Secret Agent Man words & music by Steve Barri & P.F. Sloan (Universal-MCA); arr. Kimsey There's a man who lives a life of danger To everyone he meets he stays a stranger With every move he makes, another chance he takes Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow Secret agent man, secret agent man They've given you a number and taken away your name Beware of pretty faces that you find A pretty face can hide an evil mind Bee careful what you say or you'll give yourself away Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow Secret agent man, secret agent man They've given you a number and taken away your name Swingin’ on the Riviera one day And then layin' in a Bombay alley next day You let the wrong word slip while kissing persuasive lips Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow Secret agent man, secret agent man They've given you a number and taken away your name Secret agent man
11.
On, Off Swing words & music by John Kimsey (John Kimsey Tunes / ASCAP) There’s a girl on a swing on a wall in a room And she flies through the air with the greatest aplomb Though her shoe has come off so her foot is exposed Much to the delight of the assembled pierrots But the girl on a swing never falls, never climbs She has been hung up like this since time out of mind A tribute that’s offered to beauty and truth By limbs that are frozen and lips that are mute Then one day in the canvas, a crack like a vine And she slides down it under the horizon line Where she’s greeted by this nice young minotaur who asks If she’d like to try on his new African mask And she says thanks but really I’m quits with this art And anyway I’ve got to find Monsieur Fragonard And gently but firmly break him the news That he’s getting the boot from his fleet-footed muse
12.
Variation on a Theme, by George words & music by John Kimsey (John Kimsey Tunes / ASCAP) Twenty birds they turn as one in flight The people’s will unfolds like dawning light Consider oysters and pearls We give our lives to build a new World for all mankind Deep within the sunken vaults of time Our blood and sweat they ripen into wine It is reactionary, but like the black canary I sing in the moonshine Of work, love and party Girl in Half Moon Street Long-legged bird on a watercress plain Symbol of longevity Chrysanthemum yearning toward morning star Although etched into stone, knows no gravity I fight this tendency to mystify But from some ashes firebirds arise All of the struggling classes, all of the teeming masses Vanish in your eyes The single man is incomplete Girl in Half Moon Street Long-legged bird on a watercress plain Symbol of longevity Chrysanthemum yearning toward morning star Although etched into stone, knows no gravity
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Bohemian Girl words & music by John Kimsey (John Kimsey Tunes / ASCAP) She was a bohemian girl Her hifi it was monaural Long nights on the front divan Stick of incense in her hand We would talk awhile Then walk that miracle mile I didn’t know just then what she had in store Imagine my surprise when she showed me the door Bohemian girl, bohemian girl She worked for the office downtown Chasing that red tape around She told me she would quit When had enough bread to split But ‘til then she would play At erasing the system away Then one night she couldn’t stay too long Walked out of my life, left me with this song Bohemian girl, bohemian girl After all I’ve done for you I took you out of that gutter you knew I made you a first-class pickpocket Made you a first-class pickpocket Made you a first-class pickpocket You can’t do this to me That was my bohemian girl The world was her oyster, she was a pearl She went to Mandalay, married an attaché I guess I wasn’t right, she had much higher sites I didn’t know back then but now I see today The love I thought I’d steal was for giving away Bohemian girl Bohemian girl
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Keep A-Kockin’ words & music by Richard Penniman (Sony ATV) Keep a-knockin’ but you can't come in Keep a-knockin’ but you can't come in Keep a-knockin’ but you can't come in Come back tomorrow night and try it again Keep a-knockin’ but you can't come in Keep a-knockin’ but you can't come in Keep a-knockin’ but you can't come in Come back tomorrow night and try it again Keep a-knockin’ but you can't come in Keep a-knockin’ but you can't come in Keep a-knockin’ but you can't come in Come back tomorrow night and try it again You said you love me but you can’t come in You said you love me but you can’t come in You said you love me but you can’t come in Come back tomorrow night and try it again Keep a-knockin’ but you can't come in Keep a-knockin’ but you can't come in Keep a-knockin’ but you can't come in Come back tomorrow night and try it again Keep a-knockin’ but you can't come in Keep a-knockin’ but you can't come in Keep a-knockin’ but you can't come in Come back tomorrow night and try it again Keep a-knockin’ but you can't come in Keep a-knockin’ but you can't come in Keep a-knockin’ but you can't come in Come back tomorrow night and try it again Keep a-knockin’ but you can't come in Keep a-knockin’ but you can't come in Keep a-knockin’ but you can't come in Come back tomorrow night and try it again

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Soaring guitar sonics. Hypnotic melodic songs. Wit, whimsy and whammy bar aesthetics: If you like any of that, you'll love John Kimsey & The Art Thieves. The band's original songs push the boundaries of pop and their power to reimagine covers astounds. What more could you ask for in this best of all possible worlds? OK, don't answer that, it's just a ditty here, but we do hope you like. Cheers!

“The band pulls off the strangest mixtures with style and humor. . . .When it comes to performance, the Art Thieves seldom sit still, moving freely (and freshly) from one musical genre to the next.”
-- Jim DeRogatis, Chicago Sun-Times

“I could go on and on, considering the number of excellent songs and bizarre mixtures of styles, but . . . if you’re a fan of challenging pop music, the exciting adventurousness of the Art Thieves may be up your alley.”
-- James Morman, Dirty Linen

“Dedicated to uncompromising pop. . . . Their sound runs the gamut from mature hard-edged rock to creative and unpredictable acoustic esoteria, to weird collage and avant-pop.”
-- Scott Marshall, F Newsmagazine

"The bottom line. . .is a certain transcendence, a feeling in the gut after hearing a piece of music. . . . The Art Thieves hit that solar plexus a fair amount of the time."
--Molly Hurley, College News

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released February 10, 2021

All songs by John Kimsey, copyright controlled & published by John Kimsey Tunes / ASCAP except where otherwise noted

Arrangements by John Kimsey

Musician credits accompany each individual track.

Produced by John Kimsey for Thoughts Microphone

Special thanks to Brad Newton, Tom Elferdink, Meg Guttman, George Healey, Donnna Adler, Steve Hashimoto & Carol Mahan Kimsey

This album is also available on all the major download and streaming platforms. However, Bandcamp monies go straight to the artists. If you would like to obtain a nicely packaged CD of this album, send an e-mail to twistedroots@earthlink.net and put “CD” in the subject line.

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John Kimsey Oak Park, Illinois

Singer, songwriter, guitarist and bandleader John Kimsey is a musical man about town (and country). He helms and writes for The Twisted Roots Quartet; does old-timey duet sets with brother Jim as The Kimsey Brothers; conjures psychedelic pandephonium with power trio Medicated Goo; and whips up cheeky pop euphoria with The Art Thieves. Then he has a nice sandwich. ... more

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